I don’t want new furniture.
Over the past couple of months I’ve been getting emails from Target about awesome furniture deals they are having.
I do not want furniture. In fact, I have never even bought furniture there. I’m not even sure how they even managed to snag my email address.
Speaking of which, is there a real purpose for these emails other than to make the person who had just purchased furniture from Target feel like shit. I mean really? I just spent $400 on great deals, but now I can buy an entirely new set for $50 less!
That’s a great way to make you previous purchasers regret their nice new patio set.

